I would like to briefly digress from the typical intelligent facets of information and pieces of my soul I typically begrudgingly bare on here and the synthesized particles of contemporary information given liberally to try to do my part to help humanity get on the stick (pronounced shhhhtick) quickly without that nasty little ego attached.
So, in having some much needed emotional release from all the craziness going on in the world and within each of us at the moment (drum roll please)...let me introduce you to the Official Intelligent Emotional Truths: Poop Head Hall of Fame.
|Fueling the easily emotionally swayed bigots of the world|
Same as above
|Halliburton and war in Iraq = need we say more? Greedy Dark Darth Vader Poopy|
Refusing to take responsibility for his own created poop...which is STILL poopy in the Gulf (just in case we forgot)
Pooping on the real intellect and beautiful feminine diviness of women across America
Rupert Murdock - plain controlling media poopiness and resembles the old creepy guy from Star Wars
Black Op Guys - the reverse of the dressed in white storm troopers. Executing the poopiness of the headmasters for $$ and unresolved love issues
Pooping on other non poopified crops to poop up our beautiful natural eco system
Helping to poop on indigenous farmers around the globe to spread poopy GMO seeds
AND FOR THE GRANDE FINALE of POOP...
The Whacko Staged Alien Invasion!
The Ultimate Poopy Event...coming to a neighborhood near you in 2011 or maybe even 2010!